1 00:00:03,742 --> 00:00:05,875 YO-O-O, JOE! 2 00:00:05,962 --> 00:00:08,660 ♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪ 3 00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:10,488 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 4 00:00:10,575 --> 00:00:13,665 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 5 00:00:13,752 --> 00:00:16,625 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 6 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:19,193 ♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪ 7 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,195 ♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY 8 00:00:21,282 --> 00:00:24,546 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪ 9 00:00:24,633 --> 00:00:27,723 ♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪ 10 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:30,552 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 11 00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:34,251 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 12 00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:35,861 G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME 13 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:39,213 FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE. 14 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:42,303 ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA, 15 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:44,131 A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION 16 00:00:44,218 --> 00:00:47,047 DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD. 17 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:48,309 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP 18 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:50,398 ♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪ 19 00:00:50,485 --> 00:00:52,226 ♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE 20 00:00:52,313 --> 00:00:55,794 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 21 00:00:55,881 --> 00:01:00,495 ♪ G.I. JOE 22 00:01:01,496 --> 00:01:05,239 Harper: ELECT ME YOUR MAYOR, AND I, ROBERT HARPER, 23 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:08,416 WILL BRING LAW AND ORDER BACK TO OUR GREAT CITY. 24 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:12,376 [ SIREN WAILS ] -[ LAUGHS ] 25 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:16,163 TRY AND CATCH ME, MR. LAW AND ORDER! 26 00:01:23,474 --> 00:01:24,954 YEAH? 27 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:28,131 WHO YOU VOTING FOR TOMORROW? 28 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:29,785 WHAT? WHO ARE YOU? 29 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:32,309 WHAT BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS? 30 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:36,139 I'M RICK. THAT'S PELAR. 31 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:38,750 WE'RE TAKING A POLL, MAN. 32 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:40,143 WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR? 33 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:41,971 H-HARPER! 34 00:01:42,058 --> 00:01:43,320 I'M FOR ROBERT HARPER! 35 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:44,626 WRONG! 36 00:01:44,713 --> 00:01:47,281 YOU MAN IS WHITTIER GREENWAY, 37 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:49,457 IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU! 38 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:51,589 YOU UNDERSTAND? 39 00:01:54,244 --> 00:01:57,682 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 40 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:03,340 Harper: AND THAT'S WHY I APPEAR HERE ON THIS PLATFORM THIS AFTERNOON. 41 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:05,516 PULL OVER! 42 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:08,650 MR. GREENWAY'S SUPPORTERS... 43 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:10,782 DON'T LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. 44 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:12,175 Man: WHO DOES? 45 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:14,873 QUIET! WE CAN'T HEAR HIM SPEAK! 46 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:18,225 THAT'S 'CAUSE HE'S TALKING WITH HIS MOUTH FULL! 47 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:20,879 SHARP: The street gangs are running wild. 48 00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:23,534 The police can't control the situation, 49 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:26,755 so the president's asked me to send in a unit of Joes. 50 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:30,019 WE'RE A HANDFUL, NOT A UNIT, COLONEL SHARP. 51 00:02:30,106 --> 00:02:32,369 This isn't a full-scale assault, Scarlett. 52 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:34,676 I HOPE THE ENEMY KNOWS THAT. 53 00:02:34,763 --> 00:02:38,375 The "enemy," Lady Jaye, is barely old enough to vote. 54 00:02:38,462 --> 00:02:41,030 All of you, keep your heads about you. 55 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,118 Understood? 56 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:44,860 PLEASE! PLEASE! LISTEN TO REASON! 57 00:02:44,947 --> 00:02:49,125 WE'VE LISTENED ENOUGH, MR. LAW AND ORDER! 58 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:02,617 [ GROWLS ] 59 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:04,401 HEY! 60 00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:06,708 GET OFF ME! 61 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:09,624 OW! 62 00:03:11,408 --> 00:03:12,975 [ TIMBER BARKS ] 63 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:20,243 OH, TERRIFIC. 64 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:23,203 NOW WE GET TO PLAY HIDE-AND-GO-SEEK. 65 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:24,639 [ FREEDOM SHRIEKS ] 66 00:03:27,163 --> 00:03:29,383 THE BIRD HAS THE WORD. UP WE GO! 67 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:36,216 THEY'RE COMING! FAST! 68 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:44,093 LOOKS LIKE WE DON'T GET THE DAY OFF AFTER ALL. 69 00:03:46,095 --> 00:03:48,663 THE BLUE-JEAN BRIGADE BLEW IT, MATES. 70 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:51,753 WE GOT US SOME JOES TO WRECK. 71 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,670 Lady Jaye: THE DREADNOKS! 72 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:58,760 THEN COBRA'S MIXED UP IN... 73 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:06,768 G'DAY, JOES! 74 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:16,343 [ SCREAMING ] 75 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,997 Buzzer: WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN' FOR? 76 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:22,566 GET DOWN THERE AND SEE IF THERE'S ANY PRISONERS. 77 00:04:25,743 --> 00:04:30,095 AND NOW, LADIES, GOODBYE TO YOU, TOO! 78 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:33,447 GRAB ON! 79 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:41,716 UH, WE'LL PAY FOR THE WINDOW, MISTER. HONEST. 80 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,588 [ DOOR CREAKS ] 81 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:47,983 WHERE COULD THEY GO SO QUICKLY? 82 00:04:48,070 --> 00:04:50,507 BEATS ME, BUT WE'VE GOT TO START SOMEWHERE. 83 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:54,772 LET'S SCOUT THE SCENE BACK IN THE PARK. 84 00:04:54,859 --> 00:04:57,340 Harper: SOMEONE, PLEASE HELP ME! 85 00:04:59,342 --> 00:05:00,691 [ GRUNTS ] 86 00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:03,477 [ GROANING ] 87 00:05:03,564 --> 00:05:05,914 THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 88 00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:08,308 AND YOU, AS WELL. 89 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:11,006 JUST DOING OUR JOB, MR. HARPER. 90 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:13,965 COME ON. LET'S ALL GET OUT OF HERE. 91 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:18,361 Zap: SO, HOW'S IT FEEL, PELAR, BEING A TWO-BIT TOADY TO COBRA? 92 00:05:18,448 --> 00:05:21,277 -JUST LIKE THE -- -IT FEELS OKAY! 93 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:23,540 WE BEAT G.I. JOE, DIDN'T WE? 94 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:26,238 LIKE SNORKELFISH YOU DID! 95 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,283 WE CAUGHT 'EM. 96 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:28,850 YES, LOVE. 97 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:30,242 IF YOU'D DONE IT RIGHT, 98 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,897 WE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO SHOW OURSELVES YET. 99 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:35,335 YOU WAS PAID TO DO A JOB, 100 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:37,380 AND YOU BOLLOCKSED IT UP GOOD, YOU DID. 101 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:39,469 TWO JOEYS GOT AWAY. 102 00:05:39,556 --> 00:05:43,865 WE OUGHT TO GET A REFUND FROM YOUR PAY PACKETS, WE SHOULD. 103 00:05:43,952 --> 00:05:45,693 WE DON'T GOT TO TAKE THIS! 104 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:49,392 IS THAT RIGHT NOW? 105 00:05:49,479 --> 00:05:50,654 AAH! 106 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:53,004 Ripper: YOU'LL DO WHAT WE SAY AND LIKE IT. 107 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:55,703 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE PAID FOR. 108 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:58,314 AND THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GONNA DO, MATES, 109 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:00,490 IS GET THEM PRISONERS BACK! 110 00:06:31,347 --> 00:06:33,305 [ TRAIN HORN BLARES ] 111 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,959 [ SCREAMS ] 112 00:06:46,754 --> 00:06:49,017 THAT'LL BE FAR ENOUGH. 113 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:50,758 AND IF YOU MATES KEEP RUNNING, 114 00:06:50,845 --> 00:06:53,804 YOUR FRIEND HERE WILL SIZZLE LIKE A FRENCH FRY! 115 00:06:57,852 --> 00:06:59,941 RIGHT THIS WAY, FOLKS. 116 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:03,466 WE'VE GOT A COZY LITTLE SUITE JUST WAITING FOR YOU. 117 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:07,078 LET'S GO, YO JOEY. [ LAUGHS ] 118 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,082 Harper: YOU'VE BOTH BEEN MORE THAN KIND, 119 00:07:11,169 --> 00:07:14,129 BUT NOW I'M LATE FOR A MEETING WITH MY ADVISORS, 120 00:07:14,216 --> 00:07:16,174 SO I HOPE YOU'LL EXCUSE MY HASTE. 121 00:07:16,261 --> 00:07:17,219 OF COURSE. 122 00:07:17,306 --> 00:07:19,264 WHY DON'T WE JUST WAIT OUT HERE 123 00:07:19,351 --> 00:07:22,267 IN CASE ANYONE FOLLOWED US AND WANTS TO MAKE TROUBLE? 124 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:24,879 REALLY, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY. 125 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:27,708 LET'S HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT, MR. HARPER. 126 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:37,326 YOU LOOK LIKE SOMETHING THE CAT... 127 00:07:37,413 --> 00:07:40,068 DECLINED TO DRAG IN. 128 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:45,856 -CONGRATULATIONS. -CONGRATULATIONS. 129 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:48,380 THANK YOU, XAMOT, TOMAX. 130 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,862 UM, CONGRATULATIONS FOR WHAT? 131 00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:53,081 YOU WILL SEE... 132 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:57,128 -AND HEAR... -IN A MOMENT. 133 00:07:57,215 --> 00:07:58,347 [ BUZZER ] 134 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:04,832 CONGRATULATIONS, MR. HARPER, 135 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:07,748 OR SHOULD I SAY, MR. MAYOR. 136 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:11,273 YOU HOLD A COMMANDING LEAD IN THE POLLS. 137 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,927 YOU'RE A SHOO-IN... 138 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:14,668 TO BE ELECTED. 139 00:08:14,755 --> 00:08:15,886 [ LAUGHS ] YES. 140 00:08:15,973 --> 00:08:17,888 AND ALL THESE STREET-GANG ATTACKS 141 00:08:17,975 --> 00:08:20,064 HAVE BROUGHT THE G.I. JOES TO MY SIDE. 142 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:21,588 THEY'RE PROTECTING ME. 143 00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:22,763 WHAT? 144 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:23,938 [ LAUGHS ] 145 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:26,941 G.I. JOE ON THE SIDE OF COBRA? 146 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:29,291 HOW DELICIOUS. 147 00:08:29,378 --> 00:08:33,425 THE WORLD'S GREATEST CHAMPIONS OF LAW AND ORDER ARE BEHIND... 148 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,603 YOU, A LAW AND ORDER CANDIDATE. 149 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:37,560 [ LAUGHS ] 150 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:39,344 WHO COULD ASK FOR ANY... 151 00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:40,607 ...THING MORE? 152 00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:44,175 WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? 153 00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:46,917 YOU KNOW I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT HEIGHTS. 154 00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:51,400 WE NEED TO KNOW WHY COBRA'S MIXED UP IN THIS ELECTION. 155 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:53,489 ALL THESE CORDS ARE NEVER LONG ENOUGH. 156 00:08:57,145 --> 00:09:00,801 AND I'VE GOT A HUNCH SOME OF THE ANSWERS MAY BE UP THERE. 157 00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:04,413 Lady Jaye: I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT YOUR HUNCHES, EITHER. 158 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:09,897 WITH YOU ON OUR SIDE, MR. HARPER, 159 00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:15,076 WE CAN ATTAIN OUR GOALS BY SIMPLY MAKING THEM LAWS. 160 00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:17,687 THIS IS WORSE THAN ANY HUNCH I HAD. 161 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:20,864 SOUNDS LIKE COBRA'S FINANCING HARPER'S CAMPAIGN. 162 00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:21,952 LISTEN! 163 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:24,172 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE STREET GANGS? 164 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:28,524 THE STREET GANGS ARE COBRA'S PAWNS, MR. HARPER. 165 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:30,308 [ LAUGHS ] 166 00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:32,397 THEY THINK WE REALLY WANT... 167 00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:34,617 WHITTIER GREENWAY TO WIN. 168 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:36,663 IT MAKES THEIR HATRED OF YOU... 169 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:37,794 MORE REAL. 170 00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:39,927 AND THEIR ATTACKS ON YOU... 171 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:43,191 HAVE SWUNG THE VOTERS OVER TO YOUR SIDE. 172 00:09:43,278 --> 00:09:47,587 SIMPLY ARREST THEM ONCE YOU TAKE OFFICE. 173 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:50,415 YOU'LL BE KEEPING YOUR CAMPAIGN PROMISE. 174 00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:51,895 [ LAUGHS ] 175 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:53,331 THE ONLY WAY WE CAN STOP THIS 176 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:55,420 IS TO TELL THE GANGS WHAT'S GOING ON. 177 00:09:58,119 --> 00:09:59,511 UH, PARDON US. 178 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,558 WE HAVE SOME IMPORTANT BUSINESS WE... 179 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:04,299 MUST ATTEND TO. 180 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,257 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 181 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:15,005 [ TOMAX AND XAMOT SCREAM ] 182 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:21,142 GOODBYE, LADIES. 183 00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:23,361 AAH! 184 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:31,631 THE FIRST CORD! 185 00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:38,638 NOT AGAIN. 186 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,901 AAH! 187 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,859 AAH! 188 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:45,688 XAMOT! THEY HIT XAMOT! OHH! 189 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:49,170 AAAAAAH! 190 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:56,830 GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH. 191 00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:59,049 NOW IF WE COULD JUST GET ONE GANG LEADER 192 00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:00,442 TO LISTEN TO THE TRUTH... 193 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:03,532 AND MAKE HIM BELIEVE IT. 194 00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:08,537 HELLO, WHAT'S THIS? 195 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:11,671 REINFORCEMENTS NOW THAT THE BATTLE'S OVER? 196 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:14,021 NOT UNTIL YOU HAVE READ THIS MESSAGE. 197 00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:15,152 OH, COME ON, MATE. 198 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,546 COBRA COMMANDER KNOWS I CAN'T READ. 199 00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,684 "TO ENSURE VICTORY, 200 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:28,035 "THE FINAL RALLY WILL INCLUDE SOME SPECIAL FIREWORKS 201 00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,819 "DEVELOPED BY FIREFLY. 202 00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:31,560 "THE PLAN IS GOING WELL. 203 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:33,867 "TAKE CARE NOT TO FAIL. 204 00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:34,868 ZARTAN." 205 00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:36,043 RUBBISH! 206 00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:41,875 THIS HERE'S THE ONLY INSURANCE AGAINST FAILURE. 207 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:44,704 TONIGHT'S THE BIG NIGHT, SO HERE -- 208 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:47,532 TAKE OFF AND GET SOME REST. 209 00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:49,665 HEY, COME ON! LET'S PARTY! 210 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,364 WE'RE GONNA TAKE OFF, TOO. 211 00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,236 YOU GUYS WATCH THEM JOES. 212 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:57,586 MAKE SURE THEY STAY PUT. 213 00:11:57,673 --> 00:12:00,589 NOT THAT THEY'RE GOING ANYWHERE, MIND YOU. 214 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:06,856 FAILURE WILL BE COSTLY. 215 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:09,032 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 216 00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:15,386 Lady Jaye: WE NEED A MEETING WITH A GANG LEADER. 217 00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:19,739 IT'S IMPERATIVE -- LIFE AND DEATH. 218 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,089 WHOSE LIFE AND DEATH? NOT MINE. 219 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:24,439 I KNOW ONE OF THE GANG LEADERS. 220 00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:26,702 -WHO ARE YOU? -WHO CARES WHO HE IS? 221 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:27,964 TAKE US TO HIM. 222 00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,009 HER. 223 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:31,272 AND WHAT DO I GET IF I HELP YOU? 224 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:32,969 I GOT MY FUTURE TO THINK OF. 225 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,188 I'M 10 ALREADY. 226 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,494 WANT TO SEE 11, KID? 227 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:39,454 HEY, YOU'RE TOUGH. OKAY. 228 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:42,979 20 BUCKS, AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO PELAR VASQUEZ. 229 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,329 BUT FIRST I GOT TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT WITH HER. 230 00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:48,115 WHY, YOU LITTLE... 231 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,465 SHE'S MY SISTER. I GOT TO LOOK OUT FOR HER. 232 00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:53,120 LET ME HOLD YOUR WEAPONS TILL AFTER THE MEETING. 233 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,382 THAT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION. 234 00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:55,687 WE'LL FIND HER OURSELVES. 235 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,646 I GUESS YOU COULD TRY. 236 00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:00,344 YEAH, AND WE'LL BE SEARCHING TILL NEXT MOTHER'S DAY. 237 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,129 THERE'S NO CHOICE, LADY JAYE. 238 00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:07,003 THANKS. 239 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,222 RIGHT THIS WAY. 240 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:10,572 IT BETTER BE. 241 00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:14,228 [ DOOR OPENS ] -RIGHT IN HERE, LADIES. 242 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,316 TAKE GOOD CARE OF 'EM, MAMA. 243 00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:16,708 I'LL BE RIGHT OUT. 244 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,537 HAVE YOU COME TO ARREST MY PELAR? 245 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,931 WE'RE NOT POLICE, MRS. VASQUEZ. 246 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:24,455 SHE IS REALLY A GOOD GIRL, DEEP DOWN. 247 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,545 SOMETIMES SO DEEP YOU CAN'T FIND IT, THOUGH. 248 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:30,374 BUT, PELAR, THEY PAID MONEY! 249 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:34,814 MONEY YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO TAKE! 250 00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:37,686 MY BROTHER TITO SAYS YOU PAID TO TALK TO ME. 251 00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,209 TALK FAST! 252 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,297 OKAY, SISTER, HOW'S THIS? 253 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:42,212 YOU AND YOUR GANG HAVE BEEN HAD. 254 00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,998 COBRA'S USING YOU TO HELP HARPER GET ELECTED. 255 00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:47,696 AND ONCE HARPER'S IN, YOU AND YOUR PALS GET THE ROYAL DUMP, 256 00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:48,871 RIGHT INTO JAIL. 257 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,917 IS THAT FAST ENOUGH? 258 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:52,353 YOU LIE! 259 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,963 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 260 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,226 JUST LISTEN FOR ONCE, PELAR. 261 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:58,576 COBRA PROTECTS US, GIVES US MONEY! 262 00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:01,231 YOU WANT TO TAKE IT AWAY, THAT'S ALL. 263 00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:04,147 WHY -- WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU? 264 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,410 THIS I CAN BELIEVE! 265 00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:10,066 I THINK THIS LITTLE CONVERSATION'S 266 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,460 GONE ON LONG ENOUGH. 267 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:13,983 OH. OH, NO. 268 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:31,000 Pelar: ENOUGH! 269 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,307 I'LL FINISH THIS. 270 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,150 [ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ] 271 00:14:57,331 --> 00:15:01,378 TOO BAD WE HAVE TO KEEP PULLING OUR PUNCHES WITH THESE PUNKS. 272 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:05,295 YEAH, WELL, DON'T FORGET, THEY'RE JUST KIDS. 273 00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,474 TAKE US UP! 274 00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,737 WE'VE STILL GOT THREE JOES, A BIRD, AND A WOLF 275 00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:13,913 AMONG THE MISSING! 276 00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:21,311 Zap: YOU COBRAS AREN'T AMBITIOUS ENOUGH. 277 00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:24,053 WHY LIMIT YOURSELF TO FIXING ELECTIONS? 278 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,968 WHY NOT THE WORLD SERIES, TOO? 279 00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:30,668 SILENCE! GOT THAT? 280 00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:31,931 [ GRUNTING ] 281 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,373 DID YOU SEE THAT? 282 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,288 I'M A-HEADIN' THAT-A-WAY, PARTNERS. 283 00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:50,340 NO, DON'T SHOOT! 284 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,995 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 285 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:55,693 TAKE COVER! 286 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,826 [ LASER FIRE ] -[ GRUNTS ] 287 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,097 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 288 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,929 THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME! 289 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,368 LET HIM GO, TIMBER. 290 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,980 LET 'EM ALL GO. 291 00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:26,376 MY FRIEND HERE IS A MAN OF ACTION, NOT WORDS. 292 00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:29,075 SO YOU BETTER TALK TO ME BEFORE HE TWISTS YOU 293 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:32,382 INTO THE WORLD'S FIRST SNAKE-FLAVORED PRETZEL. 294 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:36,299 I WANT THE PLAN FOR COBRA'S FINAL ASSAULT. 295 00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,693 AAH! 296 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:39,607 TALK! 297 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:43,002 POLITICAL RALLY... 298 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,438 AT THE PIER... 299 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,875 BLOW UP THE WHOLE WHARF. 300 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:51,314 I'VE PLANNED FOR ALL POSSIBILITIES. 301 00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:55,144 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE OUR G.I. JOE INSURANCE? 302 00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,667 BUT OF COURSE. 303 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,626 EACH EXPLOSIVE WILL BE PLANTED 304 00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:02,108 IN A DIFFERENT EMPTY WAREHOUSE AROUND THE PIER. 305 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:05,502 AND WITH THIS, I CAN BLOW THE, ALL AT ONCE 306 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:08,244 OR IN ANY COMBINATION I CHOOSE. 307 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,638 INTERESTING LITTLE DEVICE, FIREFLY. 308 00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:13,902 THERE'S NOTHING "LITTLE" ABOUT IT, SWAMP BREATH. 309 00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:17,427 YOU'LL SEE. I'LL PLANT THE BOMBS MYSELF. 310 00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:21,083 THAT WAY THERE'LL BE NO FOUL-UPS. 311 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:24,130 Harper: MY ADMINISTRATION WILL CLEAN UP THE STREETS. 312 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:29,091 WE WILL MAKE IT SAFE FOR YOU TO WALK AT NIGHT ONCE MORE. 313 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,006 YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CHANCE! 314 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,008 YOU'RE NOTHING! 315 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,532 TITO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 316 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:36,968 I WANTED TO HELP. 317 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,319 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME! YOU MUST GO HOME! 318 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:41,408 LOOK, I'M OLD ENOUGH TO STAY HERE, 319 00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,497 AND I'M BIG ENOUGH TO FIGHT, TOO! 320 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,368 [ LAUGHTER ] 321 00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:46,587 BIG MAN! 322 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,154 [ LAUGHS ] 323 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:51,592 A LITTLE BABY LIKE YOU SHOULD BE HOME WITH HIS MAMA. 324 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:54,464 STOP LAUGHING, YOU GOONS! 325 00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:57,554 WHO WANTS TO BE IN YOUR DUMB GANG, ANYWAY? 326 00:17:57,641 --> 00:18:00,731 I HOPE YOU JOKERS ARE HAPPY. 327 00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,385 AH, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 328 00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:04,518 WE GOT RID OF HIM, DIDN'T WE? 329 00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:05,997 ANYWAY, CHECK THIS OUT. 330 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:10,306 THIS COUNTRY WILL REMAIN FREE ONLY IF LAW AND ORDER -- 331 00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:11,481 AAH! 332 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:16,312 LOOKS LIKE HARPER NEEDS OUR HELP AGAIN. 333 00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:18,097 YO-O-O, JOE. 334 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,450 G.I. JOE! RIGHT ON SCHEDULE! 335 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,408 DETONATE THE BUILDINGS. 336 00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:30,326 [ BEEP ] 337 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,807 [ TITO SOBBING ] 338 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:37,725 I'LL SHOW 'EM. 339 00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,944 I'LL START MY OWN GANG. 340 00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:43,165 AND I WON'T LET THEM JOIN. 341 00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:46,255 [ BEEPING ] 342 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,434 [ TITO SCREAMS ] 343 00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:54,002 HELP, PELAR! HELP! 344 00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,004 TITO? TITO! 345 00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,788 THAT'S MY BROTHER! 346 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,447 WHERE YOU GOING? 347 00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:07,537 MY BROTHER -- I GOT TO SAVE HIM! 348 00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,626 THE ONLY THING YOU'VE GOT TO DO 349 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:13,195 IS WHAT YOU'RE BEING PAID TO DO -- SCARE PEOPLE OFF! 350 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,726 Zap: SCARLETT'S GOING IN AFTER PELAR! 351 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:25,729 PICK ON A LADY YOUR OWN SIZE, DREAD HEAD! 352 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:28,906 DON'T FRET, MATE. WE CAN TAKE HER. 353 00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,127 CAN'T WE, MATES? 354 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,652 CAN'T WE? 355 00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:39,178 YOU TRIED TO STOP PELAR FROM SAVING HER LITTLE BROTHER. 356 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:43,138 WE DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FLUNKIES ANYMORE, MAN. 357 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,228 UH, LET'S GO, MATES. 358 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:57,021 COME ON, SCARLETT! 359 00:19:57,108 --> 00:20:00,851 [ COUGHING ] 360 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,638 THANK HEAVENS. 361 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:07,945 ALL RIGHT, PELAR! WAY TO GO! 362 00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:09,730 [ SIREN WAILS ] 363 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,823 LET'S GET THIS THING UNDER CONTROL 364 00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,303 BEFORE IT SPREADS! 365 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,307 MY BROTHER! 366 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,441 THIS CANNOT BE! 367 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,965 BUT IT IS. WE'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE! 368 00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:31,142 WAIT FOR ME! DON'T LEAVE! 369 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,494 LOOK! COBRA'S RESCUING HARPER! 370 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,409 HARPER'S A COBRA! 371 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:39,063 STOP THEM! 372 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,849 THANK YOU FOR WAITING FOR ME. 373 00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:45,940 COBRA DOES NOT REWARD FAILURE, WORM! 374 00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:51,250 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 375 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,646 WELCOME ABOARD, MR. HARPER. 376 00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:59,823 I'M NOT SURE YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF IN JAIL. 377 00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:01,956 WE'LL HAVE TO ASK A JUDGE. 378 00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:08,092 Reporter: SO, HARPER'S ALLEGED ASSOCIATION WITH COBRA 379 00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,878 FATALLY DAMAGED HIS CAMPAIGN, 380 00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,880 AND WITH 98% OF THE VOTE IN, 381 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,751 IT'S GREENWAY OVER HARPER 382 00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:17,798 BY THE GREATEST LANDSLIDE IN HISTORY. 383 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:20,453 I WONDER WHO CAST THE TWO VOTES? 384 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:23,282 -HIS MOTHER? -HIS WIFE? 385 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:28,722 I HATE IT WHEN WE... 386 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,854 BACK A LOSER. 387 00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:33,074 -SO DO I. -SO DO I.